Thursday, April 15, 2010

Thses kids are hilarious!!

I teach Primary to the 5 year olds at my church, and they are hilarious with some of the things they say!
Here are a few of the things that they said that make me chuckle in the middle of the night!

Event #1:
Me: Who would like to give the opening prayer?
P: I will! Heavenly Father, thank you for the.....then he proceeded to list about 10 xbox games, (I don't even know if what I just said was right..xbox??) Anyway back to the story... and Heavenly Father thank you that I am better at the games than B. (Now mind you, little B was sitting 2 seats down from him and I yanked open my eyes to look at B and he was looking pretty sad!) and Heavenly Father I am thankful that B's older brother likes me better. Amen.

Event #2:
Me: Class, how can we get Rosa to talk? (Rosa is a beautiful little Hispanic Girl, who is very shy and just smiles at me but won't answer any questions or talk!)
J: Maybe if you called her by her name and not Rosa, then she would answer you!
Yup, the poor kid, I called her by the wrong name for months!!

Event #3:
Me: Class, what are some ways you can prepare to be ready for baptism?
C: We can Pray!
Me: Very good C, yes we can pray is an excellent answer.
C: I pray alot because I really want to swear alot!

3 comments:

  1. I am laughing very hard. These are great!

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  2. You need to post about Rosa, part 2...

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  3. Hahahahaha! What awesome little kids! You've gotta post more stories like this!

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